A Caveat

You might want to know what you’re getting into. Then again, you might not, but by the time you finish reading this you will know something about me.  Suffice to say, I’m a little odd. I like it that way. If you think I’m weird, I know you’re boring. It helps me weed out the norms that might otherwise find my opinions offensive or outrageous. That being said, if you have too many morals, you’re in the wrong place. If you’re easily offended by foul language, sexual connotations, political incorrectness, or anything else that might be considered strange, wierd, off the wall, batty, or taboo, you might want to click elsewhere.

Still here? Good. Hold on tight.

I’m a writer. I do several other things which color my world in bills and paychecks, but writing is what I do. I write poetry, fiction, non-fiction, sarcasm, comedy, humor, horror, and the horrible. You will be subject to tidbits of strange stories, true and tall tales, haiku, and ridiculous observations by yours truly. Pull up a chair, grab some coffee, and maybe a chuckle or two.